When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.
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You don’t have to remind me.
When you’re crying
Expectation:
Reality:
Giving your crush a sexy look
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to get someone’s attention
Expectation:
Reality:
Being surprised
Expectation:
Reality:
Eating normally
Expectation:
Reality:
ESPECIALLY YOUR TOE. ~OMG.
nahh your vagina ~~ omg